eternal-nova:

dogs are so amazing, we aren’t worthy of them

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danisontnonfire:

elizabitchgillies:

The story of The Upper East Side widow.

these are getting more and more specific

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rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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aropippin:

that’s a good point…

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willroland:

so let the sun come streaming in, ‘cause you’ll reach up and you’ll rise again

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thexfiles:

any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that

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dulect:

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

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bisexualpiratequeen:

bisexualpiratequeen:

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

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